Funny vs cute

Howt!

Haha! this dude HOWT! ihihihihi

Peppy !

busted!

It was a
Dark and Stormy Night

They were 

together in the House.

Just the two of them.

It was a cold, dark, stormy night.

The storm had come quickly 

and

each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

She looked 

across the room and admired his strong appearance...and

wished that he would take her in his arms, 

comfort her and protect her

from the storm.

Suddenly, 

with a pop, the power went out... 

She screamed...

He raced to the sofa 

where she was cowering.

He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.

He knew this was a forbidden union and

expected her to pull back.

He was surprised when she didn't resist 

but instead clung to him. 

The storm raged on...

They knew it was wrong...

Their families would 

never understand.

So consumed were they in their 

FEAR that they heard no opening of doors

... just the 

faint click of a camera......

Air head.

                                                          If women?

Can't say a thing.

Lone Guru ...

And you guys know what?
It is the same feelings like when you're on the clean side of the world, the yearning for that taste of attention will just keep getting stronger. Is like being that kid in school who likes rock when everyone else listens to hip hop. We have to keep it to ourselves, occasionally dropping hints here and there to see who would take the bait. And when someone does, and asks you about things that you like so much, you either go on rant about it explaining to them with utmost enthusiasm or become secretive and close up bout it. (Maybe you used to deal with audience that might not be receptive)
Either way... you just crave for some sprinkles of sugar to be added on to your life...true?

i smell a rat here.

In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer !

smart ass

tricks..

Our initial count of these miniature men is 12, but just as soon as they slide around, a 13th man pops up.

Nite nite!

You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.

I AM.

Think .

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?


Why is the word big so little and the word little so big?


If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? 

ballerina musicbox...(lalalala~)

1. Put your music library on shuffle

.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer

.3. You must write that song title as the answer to the question, no matter how silly it sounds! Most of the time they seem to work though, strangely enough

.4. Ok, go!

5. When you're done, tag 20 people in this note, and make sure to tag the person who sent you this. TRY NOT TO CHEAT!!!

 1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OK?" YOU SAY?

     Gimme more- britney (god y suddenly dis song cmes out!)

2) HOW WOULD YOU BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

     Berhenti berharap - sheila on7..(geesshhh) 

3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

     i like it -enrique iglesias (hahahahhaha)

4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

   3 - britney

5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

 when you're gone - avril

6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

     Crawling- linkin park. (cool!!!!!!!!) 

7) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS? 

    i like the way you move - bodyrockers (damn funnie!) damn ironic!!!! hahahahahahhaha

8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

      Baby boy - beyonce

9) WHAT IS 2+2?

     nobody home - avril 

10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

       the day when you went away - m2m..

11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

        cry me a river - justin timberlake (damn straight)

12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

      bunga-bunga cinta- misha omar..(hahahhahaha..tumblin over)

13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

    Here without you - 3 doors down ( y sudd feels like some kind of a premonition)

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

        Cookie Jarr (remix) (ihihihihh) 

15) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

   Menyesal - ressa herlambang..( FucK)

16) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

       DYNAMITE - TAIYO CRUZ (cool!!!!!!!! yeah!) 

17) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

      the man that cant be moved - the script (so glad dey donwanna to remove me!) hehehehehhe

18) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

       candle in the wind - elton john (where dis song cmes from?)

19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

     the apl song - black eyed peas ( cool!!!!!)

20) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

      Welcome to my life - simple plan ( welkam2)

21)WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

      ballerina musicbox...(lalalala~)



The Eng.Lit. club fav poem~

Poem of English

Dearest creature in creation,

Study English pronunciation.

I will teach you in my verse

Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.

I will keep you, Suzy, busy,

Make your head with heat grow dizzy.

Tear in eye, your dress will tear.

So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,

Dies and diet, lord and word,

Sword and sward, retain and Britain.

(Mind the latter, how it's written.)

Now I surely will not plague you

With such words as plaque and ague.

But be careful how you speak:

Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;

Cloven, oven, how and low,

Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,

Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,

Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,

Exiles, similes, and reviles;

Scholar, vicar, and cigar,

Solar, mica, war and far;

One, anemone, Balmoral,

Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;

Gertrude, German, wind and mind,

Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,

Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.

Blood and flood are not like food,

Nor is mould like should and would.

Viscous, viscount, load and broad,

Toward, to forward, to reward.

And your pronunciation's OK

When you correctly say croquet,

Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,

Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour

And enamour rhyme with hammer.

River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,

Doll and roll and some and home.

Stranger does not rhyme with anger,

Neither does devour with clangour.

Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,

Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,

Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,

And then singer, ginger, linger,

Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,

Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,

Nor does fury sound like bury.

Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.

Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.

Though the differences seem little,

We say actual but victual.

Refer does not rhyme with deafer.

Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.

Mint, pint, senate and sedate;

Dull, bull, and George ate late.

Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,

Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,

Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.

We say hallowed, but allowed,

People, leopard, towed, but vowed.

Mark the differences, moreover,

Between mover, cover, clover;

Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,

Chalice, but police and lice;

Camel, constable, unstable,

Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,

Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.

Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,

Senator, spectator, mayor.

Tour, but our and succour, four.

Gas, alas, and Arkansas.

Sea, idea, Korea, area,

Psalm, Maria, but malaria.

Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.

Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,

Dandelion and battalion.

Sally with ally, yea, ye,

Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.

Say aver, but ever, fever,

Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.

Heron, granary, canary.

Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.

Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.

Large, but target, gin, give, verging,

Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.

Ear, but earn and wear and tear

Do not rhyme with here but ere.

Seven is right, but so is even,

Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,

Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,

Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!

Is a paling stout and spikey?

Won't it make you lose your wits,

Writing groats and saying grits?

It's a dark abyss or tunnel:

Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,

Islington and Isle of Wight,

Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough --

Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?

Hiccough has the sound of cup.

My advice is to give up!

*Says who?* - Our beloved Mr. Daniel...heee

flunk your final exam with style~

If you're going to go down, go down with style. Failing your final exam can actually be an amusing experience, depending on what you make of it. Here are some suggestions...

• Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
• Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
• Bring cheerleaders.
• Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
• Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level.
• On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
• Bring pets.
• Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
• Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "SELAMAT HARI RAYA!." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
• Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
• Come into the exam wearing a pair of birkenstocks, and nothing else.
• Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
• Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
• Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
• As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
• Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
• Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
• Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
• Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out
  interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc..).
• Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
• Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.
• Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink).
• Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you start to hold your mouth and make "I'm about to bring something up" sounds.).
• Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
• Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
• Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
• Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
• Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"
• Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.
• From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the song *Gerimis Mengundang*
• Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
• If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.
• Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
• Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

Fun...

When you're having fun, everything is painless, including sacrifice. So be careful if someone approaches you in the midst of your mirth to make you an offer you can't refuse: You can refuse, and you should refuse. You're too smart to fall for any of their smooth talk, but you may still get quite a kick out of their song and dance routine. Poke holes in their pitch and watch them deflate. Being smarter than everyone else can be quite fun, no?