Me, Myself and I
- Rean al ben yahya
- I know it is not perfect, But it's life.Life is MESSY sometimes..
Showing posts with label amused. Show all posts
Showing posts with label amused. Show all posts
Monday, October 17, 2011
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Friday, September 30, 2011
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Sunday, August 21, 2011
old crooked.
haha...i was listening to Linkin Park...and guess wut?! this kind of shit happened to me...hahah
i mean...come on...who wants to be with someone who acted like a total bitch?Anyone?
I'm amused...
It makes me think of how you act to me you do
Favors and then rapidly you just
Turn around and start asking me about
Things you want back from me
I'm sick of the tension
Sick of the hunger
Sick of you acting like I owe you this
Find another place to feed your greed
While I find a place to rest
Keep me in the john to keep me calm
You and your mom keep on dram
Used to be a team, passed that baton
But you flopped that bomb when you dropped that bomb
Take it the john your Babylon
Flush down with the sound that you carry on
I don't really give a damn
You pissed on my lawn
Took a dump like a punk
Now the battle's on
So sick of you stressing
Sick of you fessing
Sick of you acting like I owe you some
Find another place to feed your face
If you don't we gonna bump get it up get crunk
Sick of you stressing
Sick of you fessing
Sick of you acting like I owe you some
Find another place to feed your face
If you don't we gonna bump get it up get crunk
-Linkin Park-
Saturday, May 14, 2011
for real?
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
To become one.
Becoming a Vampire. Hurm........
According to vampire folklore..err...there are a number of methods by which a person can become a vampire. (for those who think that they have the potentials..go ahead.)
Aside from being attacked by a vampire, actions taken in life that can lead to vampire tranformation include.........
* Committing suicide, practicing witchcraft or sorcery. (In Islam we can't do that of course)
* Leading a sinful life, or eating sheep killed by a wolf. (Nope to this method too)
* Being a werewolf (Nope..not one either.)
Death or after-death causes of vampirism includes........
* A cat or other animal jumping over the corpse.
* A shadow passing over the corpse.
* No burial rites or improper burial rites.
* A violent death or murder.
* Murder that is not revenged
* A candle being passed over to corpse
* Death by drowning
* Being buried face up in the grave.
* Death at the hand of a vampire or werewolf.
Woohooo....pretty scary huh? and kind of other worldly about these funny method I guess. I will update more info for you guys...Soon!
=)
According to vampire folklore..err...there are a number of methods by which a person can become a vampire. (for those who think that they have the potentials..go ahead.)
Aside from being attacked by a vampire, actions taken in life that can lead to vampire tranformation include.........
* Committing suicide, practicing witchcraft or sorcery. (In Islam we can't do that of course)
* Leading a sinful life, or eating sheep killed by a wolf. (Nope to this method too)
* Being a werewolf (Nope..not one either.)
Death or after-death causes of vampirism includes........
* A cat or other animal jumping over the corpse.
* A shadow passing over the corpse.
* No burial rites or improper burial rites.
* A violent death or murder.
* Murder that is not revenged
* A candle being passed over to corpse
* Death by drowning
* Being buried face up in the grave.
* Death at the hand of a vampire or werewolf.
Woohooo....pretty scary huh? and kind of other worldly about these funny method I guess. I will update more info for you guys...Soon!
=)
Monday, May 2, 2011
strange but true...hurm.

huh? What again?
Illinois Crazy Law
Chicago
Champaign
Cicero
Crete
Des Plaines
Eureka
Evanston
Fairfield
Freeport
Galesburg
Homer
Joliet
Kenilworth
Kirkland
Friday, April 22, 2011
huh?really?!
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
You may not fish on a camel's back.
Boise
Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.
Pocatello
A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
A law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view."
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Errrr...
"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor.
"Has she started to neglect you?"
"Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair. She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to sex or says she has a headache."
"So what's the problem?"
"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, "but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! You son of a bitch, die!'"
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Wut da?! Huh?
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited. (Repealed)
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.
Devon
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.Guilford
Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.Hartford
You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.You may not educate dogs.
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
New Britain
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.Southington
Silly string is banned.Waterbury
It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.Saturday, April 9, 2011
wut da?!
Florida Crazy Law
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