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Showing posts with label amused. Show all posts
Showing posts with label amused. Show all posts

Sunday, August 21, 2011

old crooked.



haha...i was listening to Linkin Park...and guess wut?!  this kind of shit happened to me...hahah
i mean...come on...who wants to be with someone who acted like a total bitch?Anyone?  
I'm amused...


It makes me think of how you act to me you do

Favors and then rapidly you just

Turn around and start asking me about

Things you want back from me

I'm sick of the tension

Sick of the hunger

Sick of you acting like I owe you this

Find another place to feed your greed

While I find a place to rest



Keep me in the john to keep me calm

You and your mom keep on dram

Used to be a team, passed that baton

But you flopped that bomb when you dropped that bomb

Take it the john your Babylon

Flush down with the sound that you carry on

I don't really give a damn

You pissed on my lawn

Took a dump like a punk

Now the battle's on

So sick of you stressing

Sick of you fessing

Sick of you acting like I owe you some

Find another place to feed your face

If you don't we gonna bump get it up get crunk

Sick of you stressing

Sick of you fessing

Sick of you acting like I owe you some

Find another place to feed your face

If you don't we gonna bump get it up get crunk



-Linkin Park-

Saturday, May 14, 2011

for real?



During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!

Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!

In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces!

There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!  

About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30!

More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

To become one.

Becoming a Vampire. Hurm........


According to vampire folklore..err...there are a number of methods by which a person can become a vampire. (for those who think that they have the potentials..go ahead.)
Aside from being attacked by a vampire, actions taken in life that can lead to vampire tranformation include.........

* Committing suicide, practicing witchcraft or sorcery. (In Islam we can't do that of course)
* Leading a sinful life, or eating sheep killed by a wolf. (Nope to this method too)
* Being a werewolf (Nope..not one either.)


Death or after-death causes of vampirism includes........


* A cat or other animal jumping over the corpse.
* A shadow passing over the corpse.
* No burial rites or improper burial rites.
* A violent death or murder.
* Murder that is not revenged
* A candle being passed over to corpse 
* Death by drowning 
* Being buried face up in the grave.
* Death at the hand of a vampire or werewolf.


Woohooo....pretty scary huh? and kind of other worldly about these funny method I guess. I will update more info for you guys...Soon!
=)

Monday, May 2, 2011

strange but true...hurm.


If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!  

The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!

Clinophobia is the fear of beds!

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!

      Porcupines float in water!

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye"!


Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!   


  The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off !

huh? What again?





Illinois Crazy Law




  • The English language is not to be spoken.




  • You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. 



  • You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile



  • You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation. -720 ILCS 5/14-2.

    Chicago





  • It is illegal to give a dog whiskey


  • In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.


  • Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.


  • Kites may not be flown within the city limits.


  • It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.


  • Spitting is forbidden


  • It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

    Champaign



  • One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.

    Cicero



  • Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.

    Crete



  • Cars may not be driven through the town.

    Des Plaines



  • Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.

    Eureka



  • A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.

    Evanston



  • It is illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.


  • Bowling is forbidden.


  • It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.

    Fairfield



  • It is unlawful for "negroes" to be within county boundries from sundown to sunrise.

    Freeport



  • It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window.

    Galesburg



  • There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.

    Homer



  • It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer.

    Joliet



  • Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine.

    Kenilworth





  • A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence.

    Kirkland



  • Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland's street.


  • Friday, April 22, 2011

    huh?really?!


    Idaho Crazy Law

    Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

    Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. 

    You may not fish on a camel's back.

    Boise


    Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.

    Pocatello


    A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.



    A law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view." 





    Thursday, April 21, 2011

    Errrr...



    "I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor.
    "Has she started to neglect you?"
    "Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair. She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to sex or says she has a headache."
    "So what's the problem?"
    "Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, "but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! You son of a bitch, die!'"

    Thursday, April 14, 2011

    Wut da?! Huh?






    Connecticut Crazy Law

    You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

    In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

    The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited. (Repealed)

    It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.

    No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.


    Devon

    It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.


    Guilford

    Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.


    Hartford

    You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
    You may not educate dogs.
     It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.


    New Britain

    It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.


    Southington

    Silly string is banned.


    Waterbury

    It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer. 

    Saturday, April 9, 2011

    wut da?!


    Florida Crazy Law



  • Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.




  • It is considered an offense to shower naked. 




  • You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.




  • It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.




  • Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.




  • If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.




  • It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.




  • You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.




  • Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.




  • It is illegal to skateboard without a license.




  • A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.




  • Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal