life as it is....

 so.....

punctuation...

Peppy !

busted!

It was a
Dark and Stormy Night

They were 

together in the House.

Just the two of them.

It was a cold, dark, stormy night.

The storm had come quickly 

and

each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

She looked 

across the room and admired his strong appearance...and

wished that he would take her in his arms, 

comfort her and protect her

from the storm.

Suddenly, 

with a pop, the power went out... 

She screamed...

He raced to the sofa 

where she was cowering.

He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.

He knew this was a forbidden union and

expected her to pull back.

He was surprised when she didn't resist 

but instead clung to him. 

The storm raged on...

They knew it was wrong...

Their families would 

never understand.

So consumed were they in their 

FEAR that they heard no opening of doors

... just the 

faint click of a camera......

Air head.

                                                          If women?

Howdy gorgeous!

Even very attractive people sometimes have ugly personality quirks...keep this in mind when you meet someone who seems to good to be true. Just because something glitters does not mean it is gold!  Some people turn on the charm when they want to mask character deficiencies.True?

Lone Guru ...

And you guys know what?
It is the same feelings like when you're on the clean side of the world, the yearning for that taste of attention will just keep getting stronger. Is like being that kid in school who likes rock when everyone else listens to hip hop. We have to keep it to ourselves, occasionally dropping hints here and there to see who would take the bait. And when someone does, and asks you about things that you like so much, you either go on rant about it explaining to them with utmost enthusiasm or become secretive and close up bout it. (Maybe you used to deal with audience that might not be receptive)
Either way... you just crave for some sprinkles of sugar to be added on to your life...true?

Jerusalem

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?

And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!

I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.

JERUSALEM by WILLIAM BLAKE

i smell a rat here.

In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer !

smart ass

sane spot.

Every man has a sane spot somewhere. 

Robert Louis Stevenson 

for real?

During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants! Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food! Dolphins sleep with one eye open! The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old! In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces! There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!   About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30! More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones! A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.! Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!

Think .

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?


Why is the word big so little and the word little so big?


If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? 

Phobias...(A.part 2)

Aichmophobia: Fear of needles or pointed objects.

Ailurophobia: Fear of cats.

Albuminurophobia: Fear of kidney disease.

Alektorophobia: Fear of chickens.

Algophobia: Fear of pain.

Alliumphobia: Fear of garlic.

Allodoxaphobia: Fear of opinions.

Altophobia: Fear of heights.

Amathophobia: Fear of dust.

Amaxophobia: Fear of riding in a car.

Ambulophobia: Fear of walking.

Amnesiphobia: Fear of amnesia.

Amychophobia: Fear of scratches or being scratched.

Anablephobia: Fear of looking up.

Ancraophobia: Fear of wind.

Androphobia: Fear of men.

Anemophobia: Fear of air drafts or wind.

Anginophobia: Fear of angina, choking or narrowness.

Anglophobia: Fear of England, English culture, etc.

Angrophobia: Fear of becoming angry.

Ankylophobia: Fear of immobility of a joint.

Anthrophobia: Fear of flowers.

Anthropophobia: Fear of people or society.

Antlophobia: Fear of floods.

Anuptaphobia: Fear of staying single.

Apeirophobia: Fear of infinity.

Aphenphosmphobia: Fear of being touched.

Apiphobia: Fear of bees.

Apotemnophobia: Fear of persons with amputations.

Arachibutyrophobia: Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

I do hope no one here is afraid of peanut butter..hee

Phobias...(A.part 1)

Ablutophobia: Fear of washing or bathing.

Acarophobia: Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.

Acerophobia: Fear of sourness.

Achluophobia: Fear of darkness.

Acousticophobia: Fear of noise.

Acrophobia: Fear of heights.

Aeroacrophobia: Fear of open high places.

Aeronausiphobia: Fear of vomiting secondary to airsickness.

Aerophobia: Fear of drafts, air swallowing, or airbourne noxious substances.

Agliophobia: Fear of pain.

Agoraphobia: Fear of 1) open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets 2) leaving a safe place.

Agraphobia: Fear of sexual abuse.


Agrizoophobia: Fear of wild animals.

Agyrophobia: Fear of streets or crossing the street.

I think I suffer a tweenie bit of Agryrophobia. O.o !

strange but true...hurm.

If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!  

The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!

Clinophobia is the fear of beds!

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!

      Porcupines float in water!

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye"!


Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!   

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off !